1. BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.

    1. A - If I'm in love.
    2. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
    3. C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
    4. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
    5. E - How many holes I have in my ears.
    6. F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
    7. G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
    8. H - The last person I hugged.
    9. I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
    10. J - Are you insecure. What about?
    11. K - What my full name is.
    12. L - If I have siblings.
    13. M - If I forgive betrayal.
    14. N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
    15. O - If I like my school.
    16. P - What kind of music I like.
    17. Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
    18. R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
    19. S - 2 habits.
    20. T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
    21. U - How many texts I send daily.
    22. V - 3 big dreams.
    23. W - An idol.
    24. X - If I've done something I regret very much.
    25. Y - If I like my town and why.
    26. Z - Ask any question you want.
     

    1. 90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
    2. 2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
    3. ~~~~~
    4. 90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
    5. Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
    6. 2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
    7. 2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
     

  2. fadeintocase:

    sageruto:

    the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

    basically when your opinion has something to do with groups of people, it’s not an opinion anymore. it’s a social stance and will be regarded as such.

    (via jess-curious)

     

  3. skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    (via tunellite)

     
  4. boundunbound:

    hmasfatty:

    disabilityfashionproject:

    littlemissmutant:

    Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was going to be “bridal” in their eyes, I was going to have to change who I am. I am proudly disabled.

    This photo is giving me LIFE

    Here’s the link to the original post at Offbeat Bride (as the source link doesn’t seem to be working) 

    GORGEOUS!

    Aids aren’t “bridal”? Absolutely fuck wedding culture. 

    (via tunellite)

     
  5. cloudcitycircus:

    While we’re on the topic of dramatic visual contrast, Aaron also comes to mind. In addition to being the only person in our troupe fearless enough to do slack drops and hang from one ankle in venues with 11’ ceilings, he’s remarkably adept at spinning fire fans.

     
  6. kieraplease:

    afrodesiacworldwide:

    instagram: kieraplease

    Shot by @misterfili

    (via kieraplease)

     
  7. (Source: grindlebone, via tunellite)

    Tagged #weird
     
  8. eurotrottest:

    xzalor:

    just saw this on facebook, thought I’d share

    we gonna get the proper justice for you. rip angel

    (via tunellite)

     
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  10. themanicpixienightmaregirl:

    I wish I was talented enough to make this stuff up, but this is all stuff folks have said to me.

     
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  12. abraxasofficial:

    Model/Latex: Abraxas

    Photo by Bommi


    (via altgirlsofcolour)

     
  13. scienceofscorpio:

    Gonna go play arcade games in this disguise k bye

     
  14. c0mf0rt-z0ne:

    Bo Burnham speaking the truth

    (via littlemissgrrface)