I'm male bodied, female minded, and I like butts. And gingers.
1) Start referring to the floor as the “bottom shelf.” See, much cleaner already!
2) Have a hamper for clean clothes and a hamper for dirty clothes. No more tedious folding!
3) When the system inevitably fails because the two hampers have become confused, resume storing clothes on the bottom shelf.
6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
6-year old: How did that happen?
Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
6-year old: Hey! Miss!
6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
Lady: Thank you!
*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*